M: Tja, was soll ich dazu noch sagen? Es ist 2007. Sony schlachtet Ziegen zu PR-Zwecken, da wirken die guten alten "Ihr Penis ist zu klein"-Spam-Mails im Vergleich
doch irgendwie langweilig. Ob es jetzt aber wirklich gleich ein Erpressungsversuch wie der oben (bzw. unten) genannte sein muss, darf doch stark bezweifelt werden.
Zur allgemeinen Erheiterung hab ich hier noch mal die Mail im Originaltext. Die Mailadresse hab ich dringelassen, weil
a) die eh nicht echt ist oder
b) jeder, der sich den Namen "tit 4 tit 6" gibt, es nicht anders verdient hat:

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"tit4tit6@yahoo.co.uk" <tit4tit6@gmail.com> 
27.04.2007 18:36 
An: 
Kopie: 
Thema: BE FAST ABOUT IT.
 

ATTENTION....
A am  Very sorry for YOU, is a pity that may end this way but I will like to give you some chance to help yourself if you will like to. 
As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, My work as I am talking
to you now is just to elliminate you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that. 

Some one that I will not like to tell you the name now came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your
name ,picture and other information about you and I sent my boys to track you down and carry out invastigation on you and they
have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not. I called  my 

As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are giving me every information i need about you. So I will like to
know if you will Like to live or die as some one has paid for us to kill you. I am given you just two days to get back to me if you are
ready to pay $30,000 or I will carry on with my job.am not supossed to do this,but i had pity on you so do not take it for granted. 

WARNING: DO NOT CONTACT THE POLICE OR TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS,BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL KNOW AND WILL
BE COMPELLED TO DO WHAT I HAVE BEEN PAYED FOR. 
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7.00PM UNTIL THIE WHOLE THING IS SORTED OUT.
THEN A TAPE THAT CONTAINS THE CONVERSATION I HAD WITH MY CLIENT WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOU ONCE YOU
PAY UP WHAT I DEMAND. YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION ON HIM. 
GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY. 
DANNY. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Nett, gell?

P.S.: Das mit dem Link unter "job.am" könnte von meinem Mailprogramm verursacht worden sein. Trotzdem lustig.

P.P.S.: Mein erstes Skript für den Comic fand ich eigentlich besser, aber dann hätte ich wieder unzählige besorgte "Junge, gehts dir auch gut?"-Anfragen erhalten, also
hab ich die Endfassung etwas weicher gespült.